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Thousands of years ago, into the future...

A tiny microorganism, by chance, encountered some kind of marginal success, and persevered through time.

Over billions of years, that microorganism and it's descendants were blasted with nuclear radiation from a fusion reaction taking place nearly 93 million miles away from the surface of their host planet, out in the vacuum of space.

Somewhere along the way, one of the descendants developed an elevated sense of awareness, followed by an unnatural degree of cunning, and fiendishly good looks.

Unfortunately, that descendant died without passing on these traits, giving rise to the human race as we know it.

He wouldn't have liked it anyway. All hail the mighty dollar!

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Vancouver, WA
  • Interests: wide and varied
  • Favourite movie: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Wedding Singer, V for Vendetta, Beetlejuice, Ace ventura
  • Favourite band or musician: Gorillaz, MFF, blue oyster cult
  • Favourite genre of music: good music.
  • Favourite artist: me
  • Favourite poet or writer: me
  • Favourite photographer: not me
  • Shell of choice: turtle plz.
  • Favourite game: Einhander, FFVII, Chrono Cross, Einhander, and Super Smash 64. Ness will eat you.
  • Favourite gaming platform: Playstation and Sega
  • Favourite cartoon character: Norbert Beaver, GIR, beetlejuice
  • Personal Quote: I wake up every morning and piss excellence
  • Tools of the Trade: needle and thread, pen, pencil, keyboard, clay, I <3 my notepad.

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:icondangerpins:
OH EM GEEE HAI DERRRRIKKKKCKKKC!
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:icongatodivine:
WTFBBQOMGASDFASDFADSFAFEtc.

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Aw, I broke it, Vegeta.
It must've been made of something weak, like paper mache, or Raditz.
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:iconnecrocc:
Thanks for the fav! n__n
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:icongatodivine:
np =)

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Aw, I broke it, Vegeta.
It must've been made of something weak, like paper mache, or Raditz.
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:icongeisha-designs:
Thank you for the fav!
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:icongatodivine:
Np, thanks for bein' awesome =D

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Aw, I broke it, Vegeta.
It must've been made of something weak, like paper mache, or Raditz.
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:iconashitaka6:
XD. Yep I did take some good pictures of ya :D.

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Seattle Co-Founder of Youthful Otakus is me
Portland Co-Founder of Youthful Otakus is :iconKittyweeeeeee7Gaara:

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:icongatodivine:
lol, I lost track of where the beetle pics were posted... so I posted one that I saved. Put your name on it, just so it's clear who the awesome photographer is =3

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Aw, I broke it, Vegeta.
It must've been made of something weak, like paper mache, or Raditz.
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:iconashitaka6:
Just did XD.

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Seattle Co-Founder of Youthful Otakus is me
Portland Co-Founder of Youthful Otakus is :iconKittyweeeeeee7Gaara:

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